http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6SmOBxP9-g ; Test 2

May 15, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6SmOBxP9-g ; Test 2

Test 2 takes you to a Youtube Video of BBC Testcard F featuring the instrumental piece ‘Voy, Voy, Voy’ from BBC2 cia 1971-1972. The video is 10 minutes long and contains a number of pieces of music and features Carole Hersee and Bubbles the Clown who together have been shown on television for about 70,000 hours (That’s 8 years!). Test Card F traditionally appeared during dead air on BBC1 and BBC2.


Creepy enough for you? (Source: Wikipedia )

Wiki gives the following history of Test Card F:

Test Card F is a test card that was created by the BBC and used on television in the United Kingdom and in countries elsewhere in the world for more than four decades. Like other test cards, it was usually shown while no programmes were being broadcast, but was the first to be transmitted in colour in the UK and the first to feature a person,[1] and has become an iconic British image regularly subject to parody.

The central image on the card shows eight-year-old Carole Hersee, playing noughts and crosses with a clown doll, Bubbles the Clown, surrounded by various greyscales and colour test signals needed to ensure a correct picture. It was first broadcast on 2 July 1967 (the day after the first colour pictures appeared to the public on television) on BBC2.

The card was developed by a BBC engineer, George Hersee, father of the girl in the central image. It was frequently broadcast during downtime on BBC1 until that channel went fully 24 hours in November 1997, and on BBC Two until its downtime was replaced entirely by Pages from Ceefax in 1998, after which it was only seen during engineering work, and was last seen in this role in 1999.

Posts in the comments on Youtube state that the harmonica track is titled ‘Johanna’ and performed by the Guy Luypaerts Orchestra.

Interestingly enough ‘Testcard Girl’ was portrayed in a rather Chieftan Mews-ish role as a character in the original BBC series of Life on Mars broadcast in 2006-2007 where she appears first inside the television and then in visions providing the main character with comments relating to his life and things that where going to happen.
She also repeatedly taunts him and occasionally scares him out of his wits with quotes such as “You don’t like me and my clown, I can see I make you frown. When on earth will all this end? I’m you’re friend, you’re only friend.”

You can read more about Test Card F on Wiki here including links to download your own copy of Test Card F if you feel so inclined. While it’s tempting link to Testcard Girl’s role in Life on Mars I’d suggest hunting up the entire series instead to avoid spoilers. It’s well worth the effort.

If Mews were to fall in love, Mews would make you a mix-tape like this for when the trains stop running on time http://tinyurl.com/3m6lfr3 ␄

Jun 29, 2011:

@ChieftanMews: If Mews were to fall in love, Mews would make you a mix-tape like this for when the trains stop running on time http://tinyurl.com/3m6lfr3

In a tender moment Cheftan Mews offers a link to a recent mix-tape from All Tomorrow’s Parties curated in part by Portishead made to advertise the I’ll Be Your Mirror’ music event.

Mew’s claimed on The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time that “All my love is used up… On me.” and in a DM where he stated “My initials are carved in a tree = CM loves CM.” suggesting that he has indeed fallen in love… with himself.

The final part about the trains appears at first to be a joke, after all when has a major train system ever run on time? The phrase does pop up in a comment posted to a news item on A Tangled Web “a dissenting review of contemporary British & American politics” about Greek protesters joining the worldwide ‘Day of Rage’ protest against capitalism, inequality and the economic crisis. The post was made on the 3rd of June, three weeks before Mew’s comment.

The link itself takes you to All Tomorrow’s Parties where you can stream and download a free mixtape Curated by Portishead & ATP from Soundcloud.

The website also gives the following information about a event taking place from September 30 – October 2nd 2011:

From September 30 to October 2 2011 in Asbury Park, New Jsery, All Tomorrow’s Parties will present the first I’ll Be Your Mirror USA event, which will be curated by the mercurial Portishead (who headline the Saturday and Sunday) and ATP. Acting as sister events to the world famous ATP Festivals which usually take place in holiday resorts, I’ll Be Your Mirror is a new series of artist curated music, film and art events taking place in cities worldwide.

As well live performances from all of the artists in the mixtape below (+ others), the event will also feature DJs, Criterion Cinema, a Laphams Quarterly Literary Stage, an exhibition from Shepard Fairey, Quality Food Stalls and more…

Radiohead teamed up with Clive Dreamer of Portshead in 2011 for their live performances of The King of Limbs.

In 2008 a video was uploaded to Youtube of Jonny Greenwood and Thom Yorke playing a cover of The Rip backstage at a concert in St. Louis, you can watch it here.
( Source: All Tomorrow’s Parties )

Sadly the Soundcloud widget on the ATP Page no longer works so you’ll just have to use your imagination, the tracklist was:

00.00 Up With People – Oneida
07.45 Machine Gun – Portishead
12.24 Ice Cream (feat. Matias Aguayo) – Battles
17.02 Two-Headed Boy – Neutral Milk Hotel
21.27 Cervantine – A Hawk And A Hacksaw
27.16 Wakeman’s Air – Chavez
31.35 In Your Area (feat. Planet Asia) – DJ Peanut Butter Wolf
34.03 Pizza Mind – DD/MM/YYYY
38.21 She Is Beyond Good And Evil – The Pop Group
41.41 Metal Arms – Hannibal Buress
44.13 My Pal The Tortoise – Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
46.59 Steady As She Goes – Shellac
51.01 Totally Tween – Foot Village
54.46 Go Outside – Cults
58.05 Kollapz Tradixional (Thee Dirty Olde Flag) – Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra
1.04.10 I Go To Sleep – Anika
1.07.27 Father Midnight – Earth
1.19.31 Party Intellectuals – Marc Ribot’s Ceramic Dog
1.25.15 San Pedro – Mogwai
1.28.37 Behold A Marvel In The Darkness – Deerhoof
1.32.05 I Know – Beak>
1.37.01 Walk – Rory Scovel
1.41.45 Cryogenics – JG Thirlwell’s Manorexia
1.44.50 No Words/No Thoughts – Swans
1.54.08 There Is A Wind – The Album Leaf
1.58.46 Colin Stetson – The Stars In His Head (Dark Lights Remix)
2.04.15 Tunnels – People Of The North
2.10.43 Population Control – Company Flow
2.15.08 Industry – Thought Forms
2.19.13 Give The Drummer Some – Ultramagnetic MCs
2.22.55 Lying – Factory Floor

“It’s all about the music, Mews.” – Some Rubberneck

@ChieftanMews: “It’s all about the music, Mews.” – Some Rubberneck

Tweeted during the making of The King of Limbs – Live from the Basement Chieftan Mews shares what appears to be a rational for why he was cut from hosting The King of Limbs – Live From the Basement.

He twice changes his Twitter bio to refer to Rubbernecks with “Don’t Be A Rubberneck.” in 2012 and “Will work for Rubbernecks” in 2011.

A slang term Wiki serves a good description:

Rubbernecking describes the act of gawking at something of interest. It is often used to refer to drivers trying to view the carnage resulting from a traffic accident. The term refers to the craning of a person’s neck in order to get a better view.

The phrase first appeared in a post by Thom on Dead Air Space on October 11, 2005.

Rubberneck was a new tune the band was working on during the In Rainbows sessions.

Thom Describes it as thus:

yet another new tune added to the blackboard called Rubbernecks.
at the moment its a demo. when is a demo not a demo? when its in time. whats in time?

HEY!
KEEP AWAY!

im asking jonny to lay off the sweet rock and stick to the sticklebrick licks. more-

their dotting all the tees
and crossing their eyes
welcome to the future
it opened up my eyes
its creeping up the car park
its coming up the drive
rubbernecks with cameras
petrol and bonfires(heres the loud bit)

we need to keep away the rubbernecks
we need to keep away the rubbernecks
me me my my

( Source : in a house that may be or maybe not haunted )

It’s possible that Rubbernecks is slang for people who work in the media.

No Mews Is Good News.

Mew’s has set his Twitter Status to No Mews Is Good News on a few occasions, first in 2011 after TKOL was released and again in late 2011-Early 2012.

This is a play on ‘No News is Good News’ slogan which appears on Stanley Donwood’s website as the title to his news page.

It can be taken to mean that if Mews is quiet he is busy working on something.

After first setting his status messages to ‘No Mews Is Good News’ on Feb. 28, 2011 there was a gap in tweets for over a month before Mews returned on Mar 24, 2011 just before The Universal Sigh is posted on Dead Air Space.

In 2012 it’s possible to be referring to Nigel working on the upcoming Atoms for Peace album in addition to the current Radiohead tour.