The following is all the footage of Chieftan Mews’ appearances in order from Radiohead’s webcasts on Radiohead.tv
2005: Hail To The Thief Era:
Jury, Judge & Executioner has a playlist of the The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time, so you can watch it on youtube Here.
Otherwise the following is all of Chieftan Mew’s material during the series.
Introducing Episode 1 of The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time on Radiohead.tv
“Hello
Welcome to The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time.
all the footage you’re about to see has been pre-watched.
By adults.”
End of Episode 1:
“If you would like to contact us at The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time please write to us
stating your age.
Just your age.”
Start of Episode 2
“Hello
Welcome to The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time.
I’ve just returned from the screening room
and I’m rigid with excitement
Why?
Because I have a banquet of footage for you to feast your eyes on
So sit back, relax and Eat, Eat, Eat”
End of Episode 2:
“Please don’t fall in love with me, I can’t repay you
All my love is used up
On me.”
Start of Episode 3:
“Hello
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon, but today, everything is in it’s right place.
I hope it stays that way, but I don’t think it will.
Welcome to The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time.”
End of Episode 3:
“What is Fear? Fear is the Clip Clop of Police Horses.
Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop.
Sleep well.”
Start of Episode 4:
“Ah Welcome, I’ve been expecting you.
Come in and take a seat, I’ve got something to show you.
It is without doubt The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time
Enjoy.”
End of Episode 4:
Chieftan Mews does a cover of No Surprises followed by:
“Remember ninety-nine percent of everything anyone tells you is a lie.
Don’t let the demons get you.
They got me.”
Additional:
Trailer by the Vapour Brothers for The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time DVD.
2:32 features a different take of Episode 1′s intro and a snippet not seen during the webcasts.
“I haven’t had as much fun in years Oh Ha Ha!”
2007: In Rainbows
Thumbs Down Ending:
The video and audio in this one scrambles a few times during the film:
“So that’s it, all over finished.
I trust that you like me are still s-?///? with excitement.
because I enjoyed that.
I enjoyed ?//? very ?/(much)/? Per-?/(-haps)?/(a little)/? too much.Remember. Life is the name of the game, and I want to play the game, with You.
Goodnight.
Sleep safely in your little beds.
I’ve been Chieftan Mews.
Who? where you?”
2011: The King of Limbs
Trapped in the Ziggurat:
Chieftan Mew’s tweets that he appears at 0:36 in the bottom left corner of this video of the video loop found on http://www.the-ziggurat.com as of 2011.